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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:02

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

What happens if a parent refuses to let their child be transgender? What happens if the parent tries their hardest not to allow their child to be trans, like flushing every bottle of their trans child's HRT down the toilet?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Are INFJs essentially the most introverted type?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.